Disappointment was the outcome of the V-Hawk Graduation Planning Committee’s newest event to celebrate seniors. The aptly named “Leaving the Nest” ceremony for seniors was pitched by University President,...
Reportedly, Campus Security is implementing the use of flapping-inflatable-arm men to ward off evildoers from Viterbo’s campus. The idea stemmed from a unanimous decision by the SGA to install one flapping-inflatable-arm...
The Viterbo community was recently visited by some very unexpected guests—if you can call them guests—after a petition, signed by underclassmen residents of Viterbo, was submitted to the United...
Maybe it’s prophecy, coincidence, or even science—Covid is gone! After new CDC guidelines were issued, mandating masks has become a thing of the past. Places everywhere are no longer requiring masks...
In a turn of events, that shocked no one, ‘Vic the V-Hawk’ has been named the tenth President of Viterbo… God, save us all. The decision came abruptly after Viterbo Board of Trustees gave up on waiting...
Budding artists are always looking to make their mark in college, but Lloyd Weber Andrews, senior music theatre major, missed his mark completely with “St. Francis, Rockstar,” a new rock musical produced...
A remarkable discovery was made October 29, right here at Viterbo University. Real-life prehistoric fossils were discovered beneath the cement floors of Viterbo’s business office. The discovery, made...
On a fine Tuesday afternoon in October, Viterbo’s long-standing Nudist Club hosted a chili cook-off in celebration of their 150 anniversary. The members of the club arrived precisely at noon...
The summer is rapidly approaching, and with it, La Crosse residents can finally start looking forward to a reoccurring sun, cozy rainy days, and freedom from classes until the end of August. While...
The email polls have closed, votes have been tallied, and a winner determined, but the fight for the seat of student body president may not yet be over. A campus-wide ‘revote’ has...
It has been a long, cold, lonely winter for all of us this academic year; however, none can deny it has been hardest for campus mascot, Victor V-Hawk. Vic, once the joy-filled, fun-loving, bubbling...
Viterbo University’s budget has been undeniably affected by the COVID-19 pandemic. Students yearned for the return of in-person classes and an on-campus education, requiring exorbitant amounts...
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